2nd letter to Mysti Mayhem
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Dear Mysti Thank you for writing back. I'm sorry to say that my vlogs aren't made just for you, even though that's what you like to pretend. When I started making them I was very clear in my mind that I was making them for the entire world; I have spent most of my life not being listened to (especially by Elizabeth, my ex), and now that the internet and YouTube exists I finally have a chance to share the important things that pass through my brain. Elizabeth wasn't (isn't) an idiot, though. She's actually a very intelligent woman and we are still in touch, and though we don't get on brilliantly I'd like to think we're still friends. In fact, I sometimes hope that one day we might resolve things and get back together. But she's not so keen on the idea, so in the meantime I'm very happy to flirt with you and see where that goes. I definitely don't want her "wacked", (which is actually spelled "whacked", for future reference). Unless you were talking about spanking her rather than killing her completely. Having her spanked would not be so bad, and is a bit of a turn on if I'm honest. Which I am. So that's one of my turn ons, which is something you asked about in your mail. Others are: pornography, large breasts, high heels (especially boots), and a threesome. Musical tastes: I like old-fashioned music, mainly: Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra (and his daughter Nancy), Louis Armstrong, the Beatles, Nat King Cole. But I like some "happening" modern sounds as well, like Spice Girls and Wham!. (The exclamation mark is included in the name of the band "Wham!" - I wasn't using it to add emphasis to the sentence). I've listened to your songs on your website and on Sellaband and I like them too. You have a beautiful voice. But you could probably learn something from Spice Girls and adopt a more hip, "street" style like them if you want to be popular. I hope everything is going well with the recording of your album. "laters" Graham. |
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