Mysti Mayhem e-letter #3
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I sent another letter to the singer Mysti Mayhem. Here it is: Dear Mysti I understand what you said in your last letter about not wanting to hear about my previous relationships. My ex-wife, Elizabeth, was the same way; she would get very angry if I talked too much about a woman I'd been in love with previously. Once I tried to tell her what Sara (who, frankly, was the love of my life before Elizabeth) had liked to do in bed, and Elizabeth responded by throwing a shoe at me. So that tells you something about how angry she was, because she was always very careful with her shoes. She would never just take them off and leave them by the door, but always packed them neatly back in their boxes when she wasn't wearing them, all wrapped up in that crinkly paper. Anyway, I won't mention Elizabeth or Sara (or anyone else) any more unless it's absolutely necessary. Regarding Wham! They were a popular band in the early nineteen eighties, made up of George Michael and Andrew Ridgely. George Michael became quite famous a few years ago for masturbating in a public toilet in front of a policeman, but it's not known where Andrew Ridgely currently masturbates. Presumably he does it in the privacy of his own home, like most people. I don't mean that most people masturbate in Andrew Ridgely's house. He probably wouldn't like that. Although George Michael might. I mean, he might like it if people went to his house to masturbate, not Andrew Ridgely's. This is all speculation, by the way. I don't know if they're even in touch any more. But when they were together they made a number of hit records, including "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" and "Last Christmas". Your parents might remember them. Personally I don't know why anyone would want to masturbate in a public toilet. I did try it once in an attempt to understand the appeal, but it didn't feel right and I wasn't able to bring the affair to a satisfactory conclusion. Anyway, I was thinking that perhaps it might be interesting for us to converse in a more immediate manner on some occasion, if you have time? I know you're probably very busy with your album, but if you have five minutes one day maybe we could chat via Skype or a similar internet communication application? yours, Graham. PS Please give my regards to the ferrit that bears my name. PPS What is a ferrit? |
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