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A disturbing development in my YouTube life this week. A young woman in America seems to have decided that she's in love with me, and is challenging Mysti Mayhem for my affections. She's even made a video in which she implies that she and I have met, and that I've paid her an amount of money - presumably in return for some form of sexual congress. I'd like to state for the record, and for any members of the international law enforcement community who may be reading this blog that I have never met this girl and have certainly never engaged in any kind of sexual activities with her, either on a commercial basis or not. I want to emphasise this because she looks very young and possibly illegal in a sexual context. I declare the above statement to be 100% factually true, as Smitey-Jesus-Pigeon-God is my witness. |

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