Mysti!
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Hi Grahamiepoo Sorry it took so long for me to get back with you, normally I do not log off the internet because I do not want to miss any of your episodes, but something very unusual happened this week. I bought a chew toy for my Ferret Graham (The ferret is a domestic mammal of the type Mustela putorius furo, please stop asking dumb questions as it makes me feel you are inferior to me, and that makes me angry). So anyway, it was a normal day like any other, I called out for some pizza, pumped some iron, and hit the shower. I was shaving my toes when Graham got loose from his cage with the chewie, and when I ran to grab for him I slipped and accidentally fell on him instead of grabbing him - I believe this is what caused him to choke on the chewie. But he was HYSTERICAL!!! He was making a god aweful racket, like a desperate sucking in of air but with something blocking its path. I figured he would just get over it because I accidentally swallowed gum once when I was 7 and I turned out fine. But while I was thinking about being 7, I guess Graham ran outside into the street and was hit by the Pizza Delivery dude. So I bought an ant farm instead. I am heartbroken that Graham the Ferret is gone, but it is not like I had him for a long time. He is Graham #6, see, I have had many other pets who fell under strange demises whom I all referred to as Graham, because well, I absolutely love what you do. I hope we can arrange a meeting in the USA sometime. Perhaps you can visit me and my ant farm. Do you have pets? Love Mysti Mayhem |
2 comments on "Mysti!"
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Debbie said ... ( 18:39) :
- I'm sick of you cheating on me with Mysti
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Kinga said ... ( 09:48) :
- Think twice if you're going to have children with this woman.
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